Joe Diaz[edit]

Joseph "Joe" Diaz (Ismael 'East' Carlo) is George's and Linda's deceased uncle, Angie's uncle-in-law, Carmen and Max's great-uncle, and Benny's big brother. Uncle Joe once appeared to have an oversized bump on his neck which is so huge George claims "It looks like you're growing a second head!" to which Joe replies, "Who told you?" Benny calls it a neck wallet. It's possible that he died because of this because it is mentioned to be serious. Joe seemed to have a lot of money because of how Benny described him not sacrificing $20 for her. When they meet again, Joe only gives Benny a $10. Joe and Benny argue about how he owed her $20, while George subtly takes a $20 out of his pocket and drops it on the floor, exclaiming "Oh, look what fell out of Joe's pocket." Joe picks up George's $20, disagrees with him about the money being his, and walks out. He and Benny were estranged for fifteen years over a foolish grudge, but George convinces his mom to see Joe and get "closure" before he dies. He is believed to be a Super Bowl fan, because he always has tickets. But before he dies, he gives Benny the tickets. Joe appears and dies in the episode "Super Bowl".

Linda Lorenzo-Lopez[edit]

Linda Lorenzo (played by Lisa Guerrero in episode "Feel the Burn" and by Eva LaRue in episodes "George Gets Assisterance" and "George's Relatively Bad Idea") is George's successful, long-lost sister who he never knew about until the episode "Feel the Burn", Benny and Manny's daughter, Angie's sister-in-law, Oscar Lopez's niece and Carmen and Max's Aunt. Benny couldn't afford to keep both her and George, so she gave her up for adoption. George finally gets to meet her for the first time at a Valley School district meeting in the episode "Feel the Burn". She and Vic shortly get together when Vic pays George $2,000 dollars to take to a party his workmates were having much to Angie's and George's disgust due to how she was one of the family basically. She soon says that George couldn't tell her who to date but soon breaks up with Vic when she finds out how he kissed Benny, her mother, and gently tells him it'd be best if they just stayed friends.

Other relatives[edit]

  • Dr. Emilina Palmero (Sônia Braga) is Ray, Gloria, and Angie's deceased mother, George's mother-in-law, Vic's ex-wife, and Veronica, Carmen, and Max's grandmother. She is a dermatologist. She and Vic divorced after Vic discovered she was cheating on him. She only appears in one episode in which it is inferred that she is using Vic. Upon finding out about the affair, Angie tries to invite her over hoping she and Vic can reconcile and they could be a family again, but she cancels upon which Angie tells her mother she'll never forgive her for. When Vic announces to Emilina that he's engaged, she then insists that she wants to get back together begging him to take her back. In season six she and Vic were about to get back together right before she died. Emilina died in a heart attack. Angie's last conversation with her is reflected in the episode of her death. Emilina is mentioned often throughout the show by either Vic or George. George often uses Vic's situation with her to make him feel bad when he mocks him.
  • Cecilia Lopez (Olga Merediz) is George and Linda's aunt, Manny's sister, and Benny's ex-sister in law. She hadn't seen Benny for a long time and in the second season she said she had lost touch with Manny two years before. When she bumped into Benny and George in a SuperStore, she was surprised to see Benny again (when Benny saw Cecilia she ran away) and happy to see George. She told George that his father was still alive, and came to his house to give him a photo of Manny holding the infant George. She appeared in the episode Who's your Daddy.
  • Gloria Palmero (Jacqueline Obradors) is Vic and Emilina's daughter, Angie and Ray's sister, George and Claudia's sister-in-law, Carmen, Max and Veronica's aunt, Octavio and Lynette's niece. She was estranged with Angie until Angie's birthday. After announcing her divorce, she flirts with George and soon even attempts to hook up with him, kissing him in his garage (which Max witnesses through the door window leaving him shocked). Though its soon told that she only kissed him because she was jealous of Angie's loving relationship with him. After Angie finds out about what she did, she gets into a huge fight with her (with Angie telling George after the fight that "...and I gave her her hair back!")
  • Ray Palmero (Andy García) is Angie and Gloria's brother, Vic's son, Claudia's ex-husband, Octavio and Lynette's nephew and Veronica's estranged father. He is known for conning family members and others out of money, most notably his father. He attempts to do the same with daughter Veronica's inheritance, but is stopped by George. He really does love his daughter, but is too messed-up to be a good father. It is possible he is in jail because George connected some road flares to a timer and put them in his suitcase which went off at the airport to get back at him for all the conning he has done over the years.
  • Claudia Palmero (Maria Canals) is Veronica's deceased millionaire mother, Ray's ex-wife, Angie and George's ex-sister-in-law, and Emilina and Vic's ex-daughter-in-law. She left Veronica all her money in her will if George decided she was responsible enough to have it. During her funeral, when her recorded will was played she tells Vic off "...will Vic Palmero please come to the stand ?; OK now bend over and kiss George Lopez's ass because I pick him!" George, who was eating at the buffet at her funeral, couldn't help rubbing it in; "You heard her Vic! Kiss it! Kiss it!" Claudia choose George because, unlike the rest of the family, he had gone through harder times in his life. Her will is later challenged, freezing the trust fund for her daughter.
  • Lindsay Cafferty (played by Stacy Keibler) was Vic's young fiancee. She is very pretty, and much taller than Vic, plus she's not so bright when she let it slip about Angie's supposed pregnancy. When she lies she rubs her earrings. When thought Lindsay was cheating on Vic, George called the show Cheaters. They found her kissing a man much younger than Vic and around her age.
  • George Edward Lopez II (Lou Diamond Phillips) is George's half-brother on his father's side, Angie's half-brother-in-law. He appears in two episodes, the first revealing him to have been raised in wealth; however, due to blowing his money, he attempts to use George for financial purposes. He helps George get in touch with Manny to make up, and later he comes to Thanksgiving dinner and tells his big brother that their father needs a kidney transplant. His mother is Manny's second wife, Lydia Lopez. They have a dog in which Manny named after Benny.
  • Octavio Palmero (Bert Rosario) is Angie's uncle and Vic's brother. George helped Vic get him out of Cuba for Angie's anniversary. He and Vic share an equal hatred for Fidel Castro, of which George took advantage, pranking them by barging into the house while Vic and Octavio were trash-talking about Castro in a Castro-like costume, scaring them both.
  • Lydia Lopez (Cristina Saralegui) is Manny's second wife and George's step-mother. She is first seen in George Has Two Mommies, and returns to attend Thanksgiving dinner. She appears to be very kind, but untrusting of those Manny does not trust (Benny). She primarily owns the dog Benny, keeping it in her purse.
  • Aunt Lynette (Connie Ramirez) is Angie's aunt. She is one of the many who look down on George and are horrified to discover George was left in charge of Veronica's inheritance.
  • Wayne Hill (played by Jerry Springer) is a former boyfriend of Benny. He was framed by George and Ernie thirty years ago, as they placed Sylvie's bra in Wayne's leather jacket to make Benny believe he was cheating on her. In one episode George told Wayne that Benny was dead in order to lure him away from Benny and he told Benny that Wayne was dead in order for her to forget about Wayne but in the end Benny and Wayne found out the truth. In the last episode they are seen together, suggesting that they will have a relationship into the future.
  • Uncle Oscar is George's other uncle. He is an unseen character and was mentioned once in the series in "George's Dog Days of Bummer". It is also noted that he is a homeless alcoholic.
  • Richard is Angie's sister's ex-husband, Veronica, Carmen and Max's former uncle, George and Angie's ex-brother-in-law, and Emilina and Vic's ex-son-in-law. It is revealed in the episode "A Kiss is Just a Kiss" that he and Gloria got divorced after being married for two years. He is an unseen character.
  • Benny Lopez is Manny and Lydia's dog. She is named after Manny's first wife and George's mother.
  • Luisa Diaz (Rita Moreno) is Benny and Joe's estranged mother, George and Linda's grandmother and Max and Carmen's great-grandmother. Throughout the series, Benny said her mother abused her, which was confirmed when Luisa came to town to defend Benny in trial. She says that she and Benny's father never laid a finger on Benny, which Benny disclosed as a lie and lashed out at her in court. It became revealed of how coldly Luisa had treated Benny, it helped George come to realize that Benny actually did do better as a parent. When she left, George said to Benny (to cheer her up) "Damn! I think some flowers just died when she went past them."